Think the Box

If I had a nickel for every time some particular thing happened, well, that would be weird.

—Chris Moffett

Don’t be such a baby.

—(Mom to her baby)

I once had a thought so big it maxed out my Twitter character limit.

—Chris Moffett

You know how you see someone you think you know, and despite it turning out not to be them, you still think to yourself, “how rude that they didn’t say hello”?

—Chris Moffett

If at first you don’t succeed, fall back on a trite saying.

—Chris Moffett

Kind of like this...

  • Woman: Do you have a key to that room?
  • Me: I don't think so, just to this one.
  • Woman: What does it look like?
  • Me: (Holding up the key I have.) Kind of like this.
  • Woman: No, the room.
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em

  • Hey man, have you got a cigarette on you?
  • I don't smoke.
  • Aw, c'mon man!

Down with roots!

—Chris Moffett

God, the only thing that kept me alive was the hope that I would die.

—A glimpse into the mindset of the Grandfather of the modern running shoe, Bill Bowerman.